Here are some of the customs followed by Homerologists. Bear with us; this part of the page is still under construction. (Finishing it would be entirely too much work.)

Greetings:

We've pretty much decided on "Hi"--"Hello" is entirely too many syllabyls for the tongue. And we didn't want to bother to come up with a new greeting, which would also require work.

Farewell(s):

"Live long, and conserve."