-The religion of the new millenium
Welcome to the official Homerology Homepage
(This page is best viewed after having a few beers.)
Come one, come all to immersion/conversion in Homerology--the cult for energy conservation. Let this page be your guide.
Precepts of Homerology:
The precepts of Homerology are simple--Our creed is: laziness. If you don't want to do something, say it's against homerology.
The History of Homerology:
The alien, Henry, came down to earth. 
No one could understand him--but Mulder. 
here is a picture of their fateful meeting
And thus Henry's great contributioin to mankind, Homerology, was delivered. 
Homerology is _very_ easy to follow. -If you don't feel like doing something, just say "It's against Homerology." If you find yourself thinking too hard to obey the precepts--don't. -For that much work is against Homerology. :)
A picture of some of the early Homerologists--including our founder, Daniel, (far right).
Read the original Conversion Papers
And here are the Rules of Homerology
And here are some customs followed by Homerologists.
Check out the first Homerology temple!
Homerology swear wordsSome interesting quotes:
It doesn't work on mom.
I don't feel like marching--it's against Homerology.
_Homework_??!!
If I'm going to do something later, I'd better not do anything now.
I found an energy saving tip the other day: It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flip someone off.
Commies are slow.
eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
early bird gets the worm, second mouse gets the cheeseHomerology-type posters can be found at www.despair.com. Enjoy.