This is a tribute to "Who Wants a Cheap Rhinoceros" by Shel Silverstein

-One of the greatest books ever to be written!!

The inside cover sort of tells it all: "Looking for a new pet? Bored with cats, dogs, goldfish, gerbils and hamsters? How about a cheap rhinoceros?"

"Shel Siverstein's loving look at the joys of rhino ownership may convince you to be the one lucky kid to take home this very, very unusual pet." :)

Here are some things that a pet RHINOCEROS!! can do for you around the house. :)

Awwwww. :) -You know, I think I JU--UUST remember reading this one as a wee linoleum lizard in the Susquenita elementary library.

And who says that there is no redeeming value to public education? :) :) :) :)