I heard about this one _nine_ (!!) years ago--and I'm still laughin'! :) :) -Please notice this tallest monument in the largest cemetery in Springfield, Ohio. . .

    . . . It is none other than . . .

    . . . THE JOHN THOMAS MEMORIAL!!!! TEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!!!! :) :) :) :)

   And the final entry in this section of "questionable cemetery humor":

   Bigger-Brain -Sometimes I wish I had one--mostly when talking physics with my advisor, Dr. Antonius Otto.  :)

   This one is actually in Kentucky (And, believe it or not, is an actual place! :) )--and I couldn't top this one if I tried! :) :)

   *John giggling hysterically* :) :)

   Note: I actually had planned on having a bit here that made fun of Kentucky.  But it has been too long--and making fun of Kentucky is just . . . not challenging at all.  :)

   And here, on the trip back to Yellow Springs, is the Cincinnati skyline.  "Baby--if you've ever wondered. . . ."

Pennsylvania--is on fire.