!!**ATTENTION**!!


Gore Road is now *CLOSED*---sorry.  I will attempt to find a new route--the next time I am on the East Coast.  God Willing, this will be sometime around Christmas, 2004. . . .

   I received an email, begging for help, and realized how incomplete this page was.  I hope this map will help.  "Gore Road," I am told--on very good authority, is probably one's best bet.  I believe it is marked "no outlet"--perhaps to discourage its possible use. . . .

   For a larger, more detailed JPEG, click here.

   AN UPDATE ON THIS!! We tried this crossing on our last trip BACK to Fairbanks.  We got there right around dark, and were unable to find the exact road we wanted.  We ended up having to cross on Vermont 235, I think it was.  Sure enough, there was control--but only one way: OUT.  :P There we met this old guy, so nice and reasonable, that I _ALMOST_ felt bad about what I said about the abusive sh*t-f*ck cretins that aren't fit to suck the zits on Bin Ladin's *ss--Canada's border nazis.

   So, conclusions: This _CAN_ be done--but give yourself _plenty_ of daylight.  Also, the following directions may not be exact--sorry.  :(

   This is a page that tells one how to cross into Canada--without having to deal with border patrol.  It is intended for people like me who--for unfathomable reasons--have received chronic harassment from the ******-eating, rat-******, Barbara Streisand!! . . . border nazis of the otherwise wonderful nation of Canada.  It is *NOT* intended to help smugglers, etc.--although there is nothing, really, that I can do to stop such induhviduals (sic) from using the information I have presented here.


   Get on the Northway in New York (federal route 87), going north (obviously)--and take exit 42 for federal route 11 East.  You will cross into Vermont, and route 11 will take a sharp northward turn at Lake Champlain.  Do NOT continue north on 11; instead, get on federal route 2, going east.  Federal route 2 will run into (Vermont) state route 78.  Travel east on this road.  You will pass through Swanton (watch your speed, the place seems like a bit of a "pig trap"), and then on into Highgate Center.  In Highgate Center, take state route 207 north.  You will pass, in order, on the left: Tarte Road, Boucher Road--and then Tarte Road (again--it "loops around").  Not long after this, 207 will sort of turn to the east, while Gore Road continues on in a due northerly direction.  Stay on Gore Road, and you will soon see a sign, welcoming you to Canada.  Congratulations--you have just escaped some potentially pointlessly abusive animals for a day.  :)