It all started with. . . .

	I was talking with Kevin G, lamenting how ALL the games I play are text-based, and thus . . . well, "nightmarishly old-school."

:p :P

	He told me that people still cared about one called "Nethack."

	DUDE! I used to play nethack; it KICKS!  So, off to sourceforge. . . .

	I think it was something like two weeks (I could've gone faster—but I have a LOT of word to do, just now. . . . .), I ascended.

:) ;)

	

He–well, she, actually (I play female characters—it seems to make the game, easier, somehow. . . .)–had . . . an interesting journey, at points.

I killed either a chameleon, or a doppleganger (I can't remember just which.), and–not wanting to change, just then, anyway ( ;) )–I left it there. Then, whilst sacrificing at the altar, I noticed this troll ("T") running around. I thought, gee—it's a little early for such a powerful monster—and started to prepare. I then realized that he was called "Fluffy"—and was killing other monsters, 'n stuff.  (!) Oooooh! My PET ate that doppleganger corpse. (!!) Wow. Was Fluffy ever something. (He was an olog-hai. (!)) Fluffy went around, proceeding to kill–and EAT–the guards, shopkeepers, the priest, the Oracle. . . . :) :) Fluffy was pretty much indestructible. (Even if he had died, he would've regenerated. (!!)) Then, sadly, MANY levels later, I hear this "Burrrrp!"—followed by "You have a sad feeling for a moment. It passes." Grrrr. Some purple worm ATE (and digested) Fluffy. That made me mad. Fluffy was about THE BEST pet I had EVER had. The only one better was a master mind flayer named, I think, Butt Fungus. Ol' Butt Fungus tried to suck the brain out of a fire elemental, in Gehennom. –Can we say toasted mind flyer? :p :( My wizard died, twice. :P :( I didn't know (or had forgotten) the trick with the amulet of unchanging (FORTUNATELY, I had an amulet of life saving (!!!!))—and I got "slimed." :P :( I had forgotten, how dangerous those . . . beggars are. :P :( Then, I got hemmed in, and blinded, in Asmodeus's fortress. I ended up using my only wish of the game: a cockatrice corpse. Still, I couldn't get OUT of there, before I like, died, 'n stuff. The astral plane was a NIGHTMARE. I put on a ring of conflict, losing Odin's guardian angel in the process, just to BARELY make it to the altar, 'n stuff. I got a break, though. It was the first one I tried. :) :) An invisible choir sings, and you are bathed in radiance...--More-- ----- |... 4 --..--------- $-- --...|.......| ?%%---.434|..@....| $$ %%(%445.+...@...| % %---....|.......| 3 % --...|.......| --%-- --..--------- ------- ?!| |... |% % %% | ----- - ------- | ********** the Wizard St:18/** Dx:18 Co:18 In:18 Wi:18 Ch:17 Neutral Astral Plane $:0 HP:71(194) Pw:454(454) AC:-24 Exp:29 Burdened The voice of Thoth booms: "Congratulations, mortal!"--More-- ----- |... 4 --..--------- $-- --...|.......| ?%%---.434|..@....| $$ %%(%445.+...@...| % %---....|.......| 3 % --...|.......| --%-- --..--------- ------- ?!| |... |% % %% | ----- - ------- | ********** the Wizard St:18/** Dx:18 Co:18 In:18 Wi:18 Ch:17 Neutral Astral Plane $:0 HP:71(194) Pw:454(454) AC:-24 Exp:29 Burdened "In return for thy service, I grant thee the gift of Immortality!"--More-- ----- |... 4 --..--------- $-- --...|.......| ?%%---.434|..@....| $$ %%(%445.+...@...| % %---....|.......| 3 % --...|.......| --%-- --..--------- ------- ?!| |... |% % %% | ----- - ------- | ********** the Wizard St:18/** Dx:18 Co:18 In:18 Wi:18 Ch:17 Neutral Astral Plane $:0 HP:71(194) Pw:454(454) AC:-24 Exp:29 Burdened You ascend to the status of Demigoddess...--More-- ----- |... 4 --..--------- $-- --...|.......| ?%%---.434|..@....| $$ %%(%445.+...@...| % %---....|.......| 3 % --...|.......| --%-- --..--------- ------- ?!| |... |% % %% | ----- - ------- | ********** the Wizard St:18/** Dx:18 Co:18 In:18 Wi:18 Ch:17 Neutral Astral Plane $:0 HP:71(194) Pw:454(454) AC:-24 Exp:29 Burdened Vanquished creatures: Asmodeus Baalzebub Orcus Yeenoghu Juiblex The Wizard of Yendor (10 times) Death (7 times) 7 arch-liches a high priest 2 mastodons Medusa Croesus 2 Archons 16 iron golems 8 master liches 11 storm giants a titan 9 glass golems 6 balrogs 23 purple worms 4 gray dragons . . . 8 lichens 31 kobold zombies 10 newts 4636 creatures vanquished. Voluntary challenges: You genocided 11 types of monsters. You used 1 wish. You did not wish for any artifacts. --More-- Goodbye *********** the Demigoddess... You went to your reward with 8334936 points, Magicbane (worth 3500 zorkmids and 8750 points) The Eye of the Aethiopica (worth 4000 zorkmids and 10000 points) 39 amethyst stones (worth 23400 zorkmids), 35 jacinth stones (worth 113750 zorkmids), 27 agate stones (worth 5400 zorkmids), 24 dilithium crystals (worth 108000 zorkmids), 22 emeralds (worth 55000 zorkmids), 21 jasper stones (worth 10500 zorkmids), 19 topaz stones (worth 17100 zorkmids), 18 obsidian stones (worth 3600 zorkmids), 17 rubies (worth 59500 zorkmids), 17 jet stones (worth 14450 zorkmids), 16 diamonds (worth 64000 zorkmids), 16 garnet stones (worth 11200 zorkmids), 15 black opals (worth 37500 zorkmids), 14 turquoise stones (worth 28000 zorkmids), 13 jade stones (worth 3900 zorkmids), 11 aquamarine stones (worth 16500 zorkmids), 11 chrysoberyl stones (worth 7700 zorkmids), 10 citrine stones (worth 15000 zorkmids), 9 opals (worth 7200 zorkmids), 8 amber stones (worth 8000 zorkmids), 8 fluorite stones (worth 3200 zorkmids), 6 sapphires (worth 18000 zorkmids), 3 amulets of life saving (worth 450 zorkmids), 1 amulet of unchanging (worth 150 zorkmids), and 0 pieces of gold, after 107446 moves. You were level 29 with a maximum of 194 hit points when you ascended. (Hmm. –Looks like I forgot/missed the screen for "monsters genocided." There were a few. :) ;) ) Dream_II. . . .>nethack You made the top ten list! No Points Name Hp [max] 1 8334936 **********-Wiz-Hum-Fem-Neu ascended to demigoddess-hood. 71 [194] 2 328619 **********-Wiz-Hum-Fem-Neu choked on her food in The Dungeons of Doom on level 27. Choked on a rock mole corpse. 116 [116] 3 39386 Nibbly-Wiz-Hum-Fem-Neu died in The Gnomish Mines on level 10. Killed by an air elemental. - [74] (I "starred" the name—it was a bit "ecchi.") ( :) ;) )