Hello one and all—and welcome to my page, on particularly gruesome puns. I mean—it was only a matter of time, right?
:p ;)
I thought I'd start things off, with arguably the worst(/best (?)) pun, I have ever heard.
In this weird sequence, in a 1979 film, "The Black Hole," a scientist (Dr. Hans Reinhardt), gets sucked into a black hole (I'm a space physicist—I call bollix.)—and somehow "merges," with his pet (killer) robot:
Well, this scientist, is played by Maximilian Schell—and the robot was named "Maximililian"; so. . . .
And the comment following, was just . . . priceless:
Wow . . . just . . . wow.
2/22/2021 Monday
This was the day after, I sent out an email—commemorating, the 19th "anniversary," of John Thaw's death.
I received the following:
>How did you remember the dare? Did you receive a message from the other
>side in "Morse" code?
>Sorry about that one. Just had to share it!
And on the same day. . . .
I was (virtually) attending an LOI (Lodge of Instruction). The guest speaker, was a woman, who ran a school for dyslexic schoolchildren. She asked if there were any questions. I raised my hand and. . . .
What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?
She professed, not to know.
It's someone who lies awake at night—and wonders if there's a dog.
2/23/2021 Tuesday
When I went to pay my cable bill—I asked the lady behind the counter, "What do you call the medical condition—of a man with too many dogs?"
A Roverdose.
2/25/2021 Thursday
Whilst speaking online, with my "autism handler," at Auticon, she asked me if I ate small meals, throughout the day. I told her no, I was a bad boy—and had two huge ones. One of them, was invariably a gigantic plate of pasta—which never failed to knock me out. I call it. . . .
Pasta la vista.
Wow. I just realized—that's just one week, of my life. . . . This could be a long, long road, indeed.
(. . .)
3/20/2021 Saturday
Wow. I found this "gem" in the local newspaper.
